You see, I've got 2 huskies. A male and a female.
The male is always willing to starve and offers his food to the female. The female obviously takes advantage of this and has an eat all you can buffet.
Before I bought the female, the male was energetic, playful, a pain in the arse and so on. But as soon as the female came into the picture everything changed. He was all out to impress her. Thus, the offering of his food.
The female apparently is whatever I described the male one to be earlier on.
Right now, she's just using the power that has been given to her by him in various ways. She bites his ears, paws, nose, smells his arse (or his balls. That I'm not too sure.) and disturbs him everytime he lays down to rest.
Well to simply put, when the male decides to let down his guard, she becomes a bitch.
But to her, she's pretty much impressed with his ways of affection, which is part of the mating ritual. Imagine if another male gets into the picture. Everything changes. It will be a whole new ball game.
When it's in regard to us, we cannot be too sure we are the ONLY male in the lady's life. We will never be. Civillisation and culture has made is possible for ladies to be on equal par as us men. They are independent and meet many men every day in their lives. We can't tell them what to do and what not to do.
That was the past; during the time of grandpa and grandma.
If guys were to do exactly what my male dog is trying to do in order to woo the bitch, you will continue being the guy she enrolls into her friend zone department. And once you end up in her friend zone, you can basically say arios.
So you ask, but it works for your male dog. He seems to be impresing her, and she's also interested in him. How then is it any different for us?
He is the ONLY dick she has met so far. And if you were to ask her what she thought of him- well if she talks that is- she would probably say that he's the epitome of what every male (dog) should be. That is because she can't compare him to another male. Whereas the ladies of the human form that us guys tend to go after (unless there are some of you who are into bestiality), have plenty of guys to weigh and choose from. We are competing with other males. We are not the only ones in our ladies lives.
Once we understand that, we should then go forward to the next step.
4 comments:
sometimes your posts sounds like something from this
http://www.amazon.com/Complete-holes-Guide-Handling-Chicks/dp/0312310846/ref=pd_sim_b_2#
which is not a bad thing really! i was reading that amazon extract and laughing my head off! i mean the total brutality of the words, yet honest way that book was written is actually pretty awesome. voh is like a milder, less vulgar version of it haha!
anyway yes this post is really true, though that is all pretty much common sense isn't it haha. i'm confused by the previous post tho, got a little lost after the first part.
Ah that book. I've not read it though, but I'm planning to buy it in the near future.
After reading the first few pages via the link you kindly posted above, I've got to say my posts are nothing compared to the artistic caliber of the author.
Well my aim would be to dish out works of art like those in the future (e.g Tucker max, Dick Masterson). These guys are brutally honest when it comes to matters in our lives in a very frank manner; in a way we can all relate to.
I got to agree that "VOH is like a milder, less vulgar version of it". Being too vulgar tends to chase readers who cringe at the very sight of vulgarities. So I've got to draw the line somewhere. But that's just the beginning. hehe.
In regards to the previous post, I myself got kind of confused. HAHA! But being the writer and wanting to keep his ego intact, I'm going to ask you to read between the lines. :\
p.s. As much as we know it's all common sense, when it's us stuck in a situation like that; all our senses fail. It's only when we snap out of it, that we finally get to realize whether whatever we did- be it right or wrong- was indeed appropriate at that time.
nice blog :)
Ah thank you thank you.
Glad you like it! :D
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