Handbags

Here's on Handbags and our(alright at least mine) final fucking stand on it:

Guys and handbags do not go together! Not now and never will!

Guys who are caught with their gf's handbags should be first castrated, then hanged, then burned and finally their ashes should be tossed into the Ganges River where people take their Holy dips together with the floating lumps of shit.

So when then should you help your girlfriend carry her bag?

• If she is carrying a ton of bricks? FUCK NO!
• If she's carrying a ton of gold bars? Hell yeah!
• If she's going through labor? No way Jose! She's pulling a good one on ya I say. If she managed to carry a baby in her for 9 months, what's the weight of a handbag to her?
• If she wants to go try on clothes in the dressing room? Ask her to carry it along with her, by politely saying that she should check to see if it goes well with the dress that she just picked.

But still, it would be awesome if you got yourself a gf who was into bodybuilding and her arms were as big as your thighs.

Now the bag issue wouldn't be a problem for both you and her would it?

Cha Ching!

Problem solved!